Eric Hates You

In reality, I hate when anyone uses chat acronyms.  To me, acronyms equate to laziness.  I would much rather have someone type, “You are so funny Eric.  You are so funny in fact that I love to hate you.  I came this close –><–  to having a heart attack because I love MySpace and wear a fanny pack while I’m driving my minivan” instead of “lmao”.  What I hate more than kids using acronyms to talk to each other is when adults do it.  No grandpa, you are not “ROFL” because if you were, you would break your hip.  And mom, stop using “lol” when you forward those annoying chain letters to me.  It makes me want to “pmitt (punch myself in the throat)”.  Adults should have learned by now that it looks extremely uncouth to abbreviate your conversations.  But hey, if your intent is to have the appearance of an 11 year old girl while you talk to others on the internet, ignore my advice.