Have you no shame? Where is your sense of masculinity? You must have lost it in your 167.9 cubic feet of cargo space. I suppose you can equate owning a minivan to being the effeminate friend of all of the girls in high school; you fit in so well with the female crowd that you figure you might get some action. Trust me, the only crowd you’ll be fitting in with is the soccer moms and those weird women who drive minivans though they don’t have any kids and even then, they’ll discriminate against you because you don’t have a uterus. Grow a pair and buy a real car. And for those of you who think you’re finding a loophole by buying a crossover vehicle, you aren’t. You are still less of a man for buying one.
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August 2nd, 2009 at 3:13 pm
Wow has it ever occurred to you that not everyone can afford a ” masculine” car. How about you grow some and stay out of other peoples business if they can only afford to get a minivan.
July 21st, 2010 at 11:27 am
dear you are dumb,
you clearly are, as most minivans are more expensive. jackass.