Eric Hates You

I don’t give a crap if you TiVo Anderson Cooper 360 on a daily basis; I hate Anderson Cooper. No self respecting journalist would be caught dead wearing a polo shirt, jeans and a pair of Doc Martens but Anderson Cooper is apparently sponsored by Ralph Lauren. People used to watch the news for the news. Now they turn on AC360 to see a self righteous farce that barely categorizes as journalism.

I’m always hearing, “How can you hate Anderson Cooper? He’s such a handsome man.” Personally, I don’t see the attraction. You are 40 Anderson Cooper. Dye your hair like every other 40 year old who goes gray at an early age. I don’t give a damn if they call you CNN’s Silver Fox; it doesn’t make you look edgy, it makes you look like a fool. Those who report the news shouldn’t be attractive. Since when did news become entertaining instead of informative? People who report the news should look like this:

and not this: