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Comments on: 14) Non-Handicapped People Who Park in Handicapped Parking Spaces Yes, that means you. 2008-11-19T22:10:25Z WordPress http://www.erichatesyou.com/people/14-non-handicapped-people-who-park-in-handicapped-parking-spaces/feed/atom/ By: BRAXTON! BRAXTON! http://www.eternalnoob.net http://www.erichatesyou.com/people/14-non-handicapped-people-who-park-in-handicapped-parking-spaces/#comment-116 2008-09-30T18:26:50Z 2008-09-30T18:26:50Z While these violator’s “simply have a complete and total disregard for any of societies rules,” you seem to have a complete and total disregard for the rules of grammar. And it is balls that allows them to park in handicapped spaces. I once had a girlfriend who would park in them and then limp into the store. The proof, as they say, is in the pudding…And a hand full of nuts quickly ended that relationship.

]]> By: Josh Josh http://www.erichatesyou.com/people/14-non-handicapped-people-who-park-in-handicapped-parking-spaces/#comment-115 2008-09-29T00:40:11Z 2008-09-29T00:40:11Z While these people certainly piss me off, I would have to disagree with your ‘Balls Theory’ (and not because females do this too).

Notwithstanding the occasional punk teenager with his mom’s car packed full of neighborhood delinquents, doing it just for a good laugh, I believe most violators simply have a complete and total disregard for any of societies rules.

These are the people doing 75 mph in residential areas with 40 mph posted speed limits. They’re the people who are always in a hurry, but for no particular reason. The type that order those $9 cups of coffee from Starbucks - you know, the ones with ridiculous names such as Grande Whipped Caramel Expresso Mocha Java Sunshine Lattes with ‘just a squeeze of honey’.

I think if someone had the chance to follow one of these people around for a week, parking in a handicap spot would likely be the least offensive thing observed.

On a ‘parking faux pas’ side note, I’d like to extend an additional ‘Fuck you’ to the people who spend 20 minutes circling the parking lot looking for that one space that is going to save their fat asses 10 feet of walking. If you’d like an interesting conversation, try explaining to one of these people that they could have already been in the store if they had just parked further away - eyes glaze over and stupid facial expressions ensue.

However, I’d be remiss in my hatred for people parking in handicapped spots if I didn’t point out that the parking lot circlers are at least following the rules. Lazy as they are, they at least have proven their abilities to read.

]]> By: Jaye Jaye http://www.erichatesyou.com/people/14-non-handicapped-people-who-park-in-handicapped-parking-spaces/#comment-114 2008-09-28T23:50:30Z 2008-09-28T23:50:30Z Classic! I find that most people i see doing this tend to get out of the car and then act like they are doing nothing wrong. Then again i have done this at my current place of employment at least once because there just were not any other parking spaces.

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