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http://www.erichatesyou.com Yes, that means you. Wed, 29 Oct 2008 00:35:16 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Built into the genes of every female on the planet is the requirement that as a little girl they dream of being a ballerina while simultaneously believing they will grow up to be a princess, singer, actress, and veterinarian. Years later, when they realize that they weren't born into ... http://www.erichatesyou.com/things/15-ballet-flats/ While not directly affecting me in any way, I hate these people because I don't have the balls to do it myself. I don't know if it's because I'd feel guilty or if I'd feel disgusted to be lowering myself to basement level laziness. If you've ever parked ... http://www.erichatesyou.com/people/14-non-handicapped-people-who-park-in-handicapped-parking-spaces/ Like the majority of my male counterparts, I do not like to dawdle when I go shopping.  Recently I had been shopping at Target for a new Blu-Ray movie to watch.  I entered the store, walked immediately to the electronics section, scanned the selection of movies and saw The Rock ... http://www.erichatesyou.com/people/13-old-women-who-continue-to-use-checkbooks/ Thursday evenings used to be one of my favorite times during the week.  Not anymore.  Now I have to turn the volume on my television way up to drown out the sound of badly played Lynyrd Skynyrd and Bon Jovi.  To the cover band that plays at the bar behind ... http://www.erichatesyou.com/uncategorized/12-the-middle-aged-classic-rock-cover-band-that-plays-at-the-bar-behind-my-house/ I went to fill up my full size, late 90's sedan today and the person next to me had the gall to strike up a conversation about how high gas prices were reaching. Instead of punching this man in the throat to teach him a lesson about having conversations ... http://www.erichatesyou.com/people/11-people-who-complain-about-gas-prices/ Who decided that these are considered acceptable to wear on your feet? Any time I see someone wearing these I want to take one of my real shoes off and beat them in the face with it just to remind them what true footwear looks like. Sure, I've ... http://www.erichatesyou.com/things/10-crocs/ You people have some nerve. Flagrantly disobeying the numbers on the side of the road you choose to drive at your own casual pace. People don't get into their cars and hit the road to kill time. This isn't the 50's. People no longer take the ... http://www.erichatesyou.com/people/9-people-who-drive-under-the-speed-limit/ In reality, I hate when anyone uses chat acronyms.  To me, acronyms equate to laziness.  I would much rather have someone type, "You are so funny Eric.  You are so funny in fact that I love to hate you.  I came this close --><--  to having a heart attack because ... http://www.erichatesyou.com/people/8-adults-who-use-chat-acronyms/ Graffiti is an art. It is a growing art in fact and there are plenty of graffiti artists whose work has been the showcase of exhibits and worldwide praise. You however, are not a graffiti artist. Yes, you may have sat at your desk in high school ... http://www.erichatesyou.com/things/7-badly-done-graffiti/ No, I am not referring to the crappy Adam Sandler movie. I'm referring to people injecting Spanish words into English sentences. Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against the Latin American people. They are good, hard working men and women but if you plan on learning ... http://www.erichatesyou.com/things/6-spanglish/