Comments for Eric Hates You

Comment on 15) Ballet Flats by waldron

waldron — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 22:10:25 +0000

I think my friend has these… they are ratty as hell, haha

Comment on 15) Ballet Flats by mary

mary — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 21:04:02 +0000

when i was little i thought i was gonna be a ballerina when i grew up… but well, as you know… im not very graceful. ha!

Comment on 14) Non-Handicapped People Who Park in Handicapped Parking Spaces by BRAXTON!

BRAXTON! — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 18:26:50 +0000

While these violator’s “simply have a complete and total disregard for any of societies rules,” you seem to have a complete and total disregard for the rules of grammar. And it is balls that allows them to park in handicapped spaces. I once had a girlfriend who would park in them and then limp into the store. The proof, as they say, is in the pudding…And a hand full of nuts quickly ended that relationship.

Comment on 14) Non-Handicapped People Who Park in Handicapped Parking Spaces by Josh

Josh — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 00:40:11 +0000

While these people certainly piss me off, I would have to disagree with your ‘Balls Theory’ (and not because females do this too).

Notwithstanding the occasional punk teenager with his mom’s car packed full of neighborhood delinquents, doing it just for a good laugh, I believe most violators simply have a complete and total disregard for any of societies rules.

These are the people doing 75 mph in residential areas with 40 mph posted speed limits. They’re the people who are always in a hurry, but for no particular reason. The type that order those $9 cups of coffee from Starbucks - you know, the ones with ridiculous names such as Grande Whipped Caramel Expresso Mocha Java Sunshine Lattes with ‘just a squeeze of honey’.

I think if someone had the chance to follow one of these people around for a week, parking in a handicap spot would likely be the least offensive thing observed.

On a ‘parking faux pas’ side note, I’d like to extend an additional ‘Fuck you’ to the people who spend 20 minutes circling the parking lot looking for that one space that is going to save their fat asses 10 feet of walking. If you’d like an interesting conversation, try explaining to one of these people that they could have already been in the store if they had just parked further away - eyes glaze over and stupid facial expressions ensue.

However, I’d be remiss in my hatred for people parking in handicapped spots if I didn’t point out that the parking lot circlers are at least following the rules. Lazy as they are, they at least have proven their abilities to read.

Comment on 14) Non-Handicapped People Who Park in Handicapped Parking Spaces by Jaye

Jaye — Sun, 28 Sep 2008 23:50:30 +0000

Classic! I find that most people i see doing this tend to get out of the car and then act like they are doing nothing wrong. Then again i have done this at my current place of employment at least once because there just were not any other parking spaces.

Comment on 13) Old Women Who Continue To Use Checkbooks by Jaye

Jaye — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 20:47:56 +0000

Thank you so much for this wondrous rant. I can not begin to explain how angry i get at people when they do this. Although i usually see it most at the grocery store. While there they usually have to argue that the scale is not weighing their bananas correctly and send 4 to 5 bag boys to check prices they insist were different at the shelf.

Comment on 1) The Readers of this Blog by jim

jim — Sun, 22 Jun 2008 00:52:21 +0000

we hate you too eric. LOL!

Comment on 4) Fanny Packs by jim

jim — Sun, 22 Jun 2008 00:50:40 +0000

how did they get the name fanny packs when they are worn in the front? They should call them crotch packs.

Comment on 10) Crocs by Jaye

Jaye — Sun, 11 May 2008 23:32:50 +0000

Thank you for writing this piece about the stupidest foot wear trend since Ugg’s

Comment on 9) People Who Drive Under The Speed Limit by Josh

Josh — Thu, 08 May 2008 00:27:53 +0000

I’d like to give an additional “Fuck you” to the people who go down hills in the summer time with their brakes on. Its 90 degrees. There’s no black ice. Its called coasting people. Learn it.